MIKE
She didn't like me, OK. I made a fool of myself.
TRENT
Don't talk that way.
ROB
You're so money and you don't even know it.
MIKE
Could you not mess with me right now?
TRENT
We're not messing with you.
ROB
We're not!
TRENT
You're like a big bear with claws, with fangs...
ROB
And fucking teeth, man!
TRENT
...and fucking teeth on ya, and she's just like this little bunny. She's just kind of cowering in the corner...
ROB
Shivering!
TRENT
...yeah man just kind of, you know, you got these claws, and you're staring at these claws, and you're thinking to yourself, with these claws, you're thinking, now how am I supposed to kill this bunny?
ROB
And you're poking at it man, you're poking at it!
TRENT
Yeah, you're not hurting it, you're just kind of gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny's scared, Mike. The bunny is scared of you. It's shivering.
ROB
You got these fucking claws and fangs, man!
TRENT
You got these claws and fangs! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs and you're thinking to yourself, I don't know what to do, man. I don't know how to kill the bunny! With this you don't know how to kill the bunny! Do You know what I mean?
ROB
You're like a big bear, man!
MIKE
(beat)
So you're not just, like, fucking with me.
TRENT
No, I'm not fucking with you!
ROB
Honestly!
TRENT
Mike, I'm telling you, you're money!
ROB
You're so fucking money!
TRENT
Alright I want you to go over there and I want you to get those digits.
ROB
(pointing at Mike's chest)
You're money!
TRENT
Come here a second, listen. Now, look it. When you go up to talk to her, man, I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone is really hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. You're a bad man. You're a bad man. You're a bad man.
Mike walks toward the bar.
TRENT
Bad man.